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How To Ride An Escalator

February 3, 2013

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How To Ride An Escalator.
Don’t
Stand next to your friend, blocking traffic.
Take your bike on the escalator.
Block foot traffic with your bags.
Smear gross shit on the railings.
Slide down the railings.
Take a dump on the escalator.
Stop right at the bottom of the escalator.

Do
Walk on the left.
Stand on the right.
Keep your bags out of the way.
Smile, let the escalator do the heavy lifting.

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